A few months back someone gave me two kangaroo boxing pens. They are unwieldy to write with of course, but as gag puppets they are fun and surprisingly well made. They have two levers in the back which you operate with your thumb, so the kangaroo can box with each arm individually.
Now these aren’t the only fighting pens on the market!
For a start, these relatives of my kangaroos don’t look as amiable as mine. They have more arm muscle, and if they didn’t have such long ears could be mistaken for dingos. But they do have see-through torsos, and it would be cool to be able to see the mechanism working inside without having to take it apart. (Been there done that, broken pen). And they come in brown, russet, grey and tan.
Then today I discovered that my pens are part of a larger family of fighter pens made by My Chance, a Taiwanese company ‘devoted to plastic injection items, all in-house manufactured’. Take the link to pages 2, 3, and 4 of their pens section, and you strike gold :-P! I had seen the frog and smilie (they call it a ‘ha-ha’) before, in this clip of them doing battle. But there are also squadrons of fighting pig pens, horse pens, unicorn pens, and hippo pens! Most are available with round pen caps, or caps which look like shoes. Possibly even more exotic, there are Halloween pumpkin, ghost and witch fighter pens, and Christmas elk, Santa and snowman fighter pens. For peace on earth, presumeably.